For a laugh!
Here are a few jokes to lighten your day!
A BIG game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One morning while still in the jungle the hunter’s wife awoke to find her mother gone. She woke her husband and they both set off in search of the old woman. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight.
The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion. “What are we going to do?” his horrified wife asked.
“Nothing” her husband replied. “The lion got himself into this mess let him get himself out of it.”
And another one................
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boy friend, I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...