For your amusement, here are some classic headlines that cries out for better proofreading.  

These were too good not to share – doesn’t anyone read what they write anymore ???

 
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
       Now that’s taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
       What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace 
I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
   Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
     Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
      You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 
     He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren’t they fat enough?!